Friday, August 16, 2013

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXII: Dufner Duffs His Way To The PGA, Plus Johnny Football, Please Make It Stop


Amazing swing for an easygoing cat
Tremendous PGA for Dufner, that
Added to Furyk’s suffering
Now we’re all Dufner-ing
Capped it all with a wifely butt pat

It’s fantasy football time once again
Rankings and drafts now and then
So with a sigh and many head shakes
Ready to make all the same mistakes
I never know when to say when

The dog days of summer TV
Hard to find anything to see
When is “Boardwalk Empire” coming back?
Is “Treme” getting back on track?
Welcome their returns with glee

Always carried a big bat
Always got contracts fat
Can’t believe what A-Fraud does say
He also just might be gay
Not that there’s anything wrong with that
 
Courting disaster all summer
Oh Johnny Football, what a bummer
Both coddled and spoiled
A happy ending foiled
But will he play like a one-armed drummer?



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