Punched a preacher drunkenly
Megan left him finally
He’s put on forced leave
Can no longer bob and weave
Can the truth really set him
free?
Lost, Pete fled to the coast
Bob seeks to gain the most
Ted and Peggy humped
Then she got dumped
Now SCDP is nothing but a ghost
Women’s rights they impede
Change the rules so they succeed
The most embarrassing state
Marked by ignorance and hate
High time for Texas to secede
Got a million chances because he
could play
But he insisted on throwing it
all away
Committed dumbest crime under
the stars
Now he’ll be forever behind bars
Just another punk forced to pay
today
The latest golfing fraud
Blamed his caddy and the sod
Bubba Watson likes to cry
So everyone thinks he’s a good
guy
Actually a douche no one should
applaud
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