Friday, May 10, 2013

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXII: State’s No. 23 Reaches College Football Hall of Fame, Plus “Mad Men” Makes Up for Slow Start with More Roger



Scored touchdown after touchdown
As a running back of renown
Now he’s a Hall of Famer
The Wolfpack’s ultimate gamer
Congrats to the incomparable Ted Brown

A little late on this, y’all
RIP to Pat Summerall
Liked Cutty and water, I think
But Madden would drive us all to drink
Kept it classy as the voice of football

A bittersweet day of the year
A laugh, a sigh, a tear
Miss my mom every second
Memories always beckoned
Happy Mother’s Day, dear

Roger uses a stewardess boff
Don tells Jag to F off
Megan gives a hummer
And in quite a stunner
SCDP merges without a scoff

Peg kisses her boss
Pete’s marriage a total loss
Saw his father-in-law with a ‘ho
Joan tells Don where he can go
Lots happened on “Mad Men,” hoss


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