Friday, May 03, 2013

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXI: Heels’ New Rings Sized By Lennay Kekua, Plus “Mad Men” Takes On Enormous Societal Issues



A UNC-Cheat ring with a fake gem
There’s a rip in the cover-up hem
An imaginary division crown
They’ve got the Carolina Way down
Manti T’eo thinks reality eludes them

A storyline that’s thrilling
An atmosphere that’s chilling
Like “Twin Peaks” with more grit
And fewer midgets and shit
Totally absorbed by “The Killing”

A few days at the beach
Brings peace you can’t teach
Salt wind on the shore
Brings memories you can’t ignore
Scratches an itch you can’t always reach

With the picks, there’s not much to bicker
Of hope, the ‘Fins now have a flicker
A bold tradeup for a sack-happy dude
No receivers sorta ruined the mood
And did we really just draft a freaking kicker?
 
Racial overtones abound
Everywhere, internal strife’s found
Don at war with his childhood
As a father and husband, no good
“Mad Men” now more dark than profound

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