More hits for UNC-Defeat
On scandal, they keep hitting
repeat
Players in nonexistent classes
“Fraud” is Swahili for “passes”
The Carolina Way just means to
cheat
Criticism they finally couldn’t
ignore
The FBS to have a final four
Will it be fair to all?
Will it make sense for football?
A step in the right direction,
no more
That hour that Twitter crashed
So many lunch plans were dashed
Thought evil Sandusky got away
clean
Or maybe Kate Middleton became
queen
But luckily, ‘twas only
temporarily trashed
His fastball had a trail of fire
But when his trial got pretty
dire
Not guilty for Roger Clemens
When life gives you steroids and
lemons
Just never stop being a liar
“Tigger’s back!” said giddy ESPN
Ready to crown him Friday
morning
But in the runner-up race
An odd thing took place
Webb Simpson won the damn thing
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