Friday, June 22, 2012

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXI: Another Summer, Another UNC Scandal, Plus Raleigh Boy Done Golf Good




More hits for UNC-Defeat
On scandal, they keep hitting repeat
“Fraud” is Swahili for “passes”
The Carolina Way just means to cheat

Criticism they finally couldn’t ignore
The FBS to have a final four
Will it be fair to all?
Will it make sense for football?
A step in the right direction, no more

That hour that Twitter crashed
So many lunch plans were dashed
Thought evil Sandusky got away clean
Or maybe Kate Middleton became queen
But luckily, ‘twas only temporarily trashed

His fastball had a trail of fire
But when his trial got pretty dire
Not guilty for Roger Clemens
When life gives you steroids and lemons
Just never stop being a liar

“Tigger’s back!” said giddy ESPN
Ready to crown him Friday morning
But in the runner-up race
An odd thing took place
Webb Simpson won the damn thing

Last time

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