Friday, June 01, 2012

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVIII: Dolphins Seek To Fail On Cable-TV Scale, Plus “Mad Men” Makes a Ho of Joan?!




A “Hard Knocks” life for the ‘Fins
Cruel and unusual punishment for sins
Don’t need behind the scenes
To know what a trainwreck means
Maybe HBO can CGI some wins


Another state embarrassment? Jeez
For North Carolina, idiocy decrees
You can’t cover your backs
By trying to outlaw facts
Just like you can’t legislate rising seas

The Hornets won the top pick
Anthony Davis, the pogo stick
When will NBA fans learn
Not to cross David Stern
Another rigged lottery? Pretty slick

A combover atop a worthless lump
That’s fraudulent Donald Trump
He’s backing Mitt Romney
Who said rather calmly
“My magic underwear can hold another dump”

Peg says goodbye with soul
Megan fights for a play role
Say it ain’t so, Joanie
Pimped out to some jabroni
All Don’s women he can’t control

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