Friday, March 02, 2012

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVI: Leaping Into March, Plus Zombies Interrupt Cat Fights



As February slowly fades
Leap Day William trades
Candy for tears
So calm your fears
March Madness means bracket raids

Underwear Olympics, it’s called
By pundits both fat and bald
The NFL Combine is one test
Interviews and pro days are the rest
Then Draft Day finds Miami stalled

A secretary who “works” from home?
A rat dog allowed to office roam?
A company run by Brits
Can oft-times give you fits
That can’t be expressed in a poem

A season of promise slipped to rubble
Can State navigate the trouble?
A full season in every game
You know every ref’s name
Welcome to life on the bubble

A whole episode about ditching
A douche who’s always bitching
Rick gave Shane quite a beating
But couldn’t leave him to be eaten
Andrea ripped Lori a new one in the kitchen

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