Friday, January 13, 2012

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIX: Jefferson, Tigers Choke Away Title Shot, Plus Campaigning Keeps Reaching New Lows



The Mad Hatter lived up to his name
In the national title game
Let Jefferson drag the team down
Let Prick Saban walk away with the crown
Yo Les -- sometimes mad just means insane

Sparano is off to join Rex
On Miami, he put a hex
Now will Fisher leave the Fins at the altar
So I can see another coaching search falter?
Both the ‘Fins and Jets are freaking wrecks

Gottfried’s honeymoon at an abrupt end
Home blowout to GT hard to defend
Refs hate his jacket move
Still has a lot to prove
Of State’s problems, which can he mend?

Added “Walked Dead” to the mix
Zombies chase Georgia hicks
Gruesome most of the time
Storylines sometimes sublime
But can the plot keep adding new tricks?

The greatest worst reality show
A debate for the ignorant and slow
That’s the state of the GOP
Yet so many still can’t see
How low can the lowest common denominator go?

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