Friday, May 21, 2010

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXVIII: Tuna And The ‘Fins Finally Take A High Road, Plus “Lost” Sets Up A Momentous Finale


The heart of the franchise after Dan
Zach Thomas, beloved by every Dolfan
It’s been coming for far too long
Took three years to right a wrong
But #54 retiring a ‘Fin is what’s right, man

Concerns about just who plays
Led to transfers for Davis and Mays
They did it the right way at State
Now start over with a blank slate
Wish them luck in the rest of their days

Doper Landis said Lance took the PED route
His credibility is quite a bit in doubt
So some think the claims by Landis
Are more than a little outlandish
But in this day and age, can you rule them out?

A big offseason for Henne
The problems on “D” are many
Gotta rich receiver with two bad hips
A ‘backer who can only run his lips
At least it’s good to see the return of Penny

Freaking Ben Linus just won’t die
But Widmore and Richard go bye
Who now protects the Source?
Why, it’s Jack, of course
Can Locke use Des to blow the island sky high?

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