Super Bowl in NY four years hence
Now let the bitching commence
“It’ll be cold,” complains the bitch
“And outside,” whines the rich
But football in the elements makes sense
Obama’s great move (‘bout time)
Was a response to the BP crime
A moratorium on Arctic drilling
To avoid more goddam oil spilling
Because it ain’t the oil that’s the slime
For “Sex and the City,” this one’s new
A show about three ‘hos and a shrew
Everyone’s been saying the same
That it’s both “cartoonish” and “lame”
Did Captain Obvious write this review?
Facebook privacy is the issue of the day
Selling information to third parties just won’t pay
They’ve got a broken business model
Can’t make money so they broke the bottle
Just quit being secretive—what do you say?
The ending we feared finally came
A finale worthy of the “Lost” name
It was the ultimate gift Jack gave
But his soul he ironically did save
Now TV will never be the same
Last time …
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