Friday, April 18, 2025

Limerick Friday #633: Escapism To The Rescue In Florida, Of All Places -- Day 1,856


Through all the parks we swirled
On so many rides we twirled
Plus beers and dishes
Against my fervent wishes
Left part of my heart at Disney World

The local no-talent hacks
With an absence of facts
Ignoring UNC drama
With Belicheat's sugar mama
Paying off that fanboy tax

As the works did plummet
They found more ways to gum it
Morale was bad enough
'Til they caved on DEI stuff
But hey, at least there's Summit

With a fragile MAGA QB
And a checked-out Ramsey
Plus a psycho receiver
I can't find a believer
In what the 'Fins are trying to be

His at bats like a yo-yo
What to make of Juan Soto
He's even lost his swag
And yes, it's early, but dag
Not sure that contract is for so-so


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