Friday, March 22, 2024

Limerick Friday #613: Well, Goddam ... The Pack Done Went And Did It -- Day 1,469


They came from so very far
Made me want to drink the bar
First title in 37 years
Had all of Wolfpack Nation in tears
I'm not crying, you are

Justin Fields gave his all
Accuracy was his downfall
Held the hopes of his city
Was more mediocre than shitty
Now the Bears hand Caleb Williams the ball

Ineptitude never held to account
Of shittiness an excessive amount
Strategy unclear
Relevance nowhere near
Too many jackasses to count

For another bat I did scream
To round out this Mets team
So welcome to J.D.
He'll hit a dinger or 23
Now Queens can continue to dream

The Cardiac Pack
Decided to run it back
Headed to the Big Dance
Kicked Texas Tech in the pants
Of confidence this team doesn't lack


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