Friday, March 25, 2022

Limerick Friday #540: The 'Fins Go *Gulp* All In On Tyreek Hill -- Day 741


Abuse is in his past
Criminality that lasts
Let's give him $120 mil
And hope he can find chill
But boy, is he fast

Perspective they lack
But for spring training they pack
Finally a deal
But how much is real
Yep, baseball is back

Ineptitude abounds
Entitlement astounds
Competence eludes
Low morale exudes
Resumes making the rounds

Half the roster's run
Can't remember when we last won
Assistants fired
The fanbase tired
Hoops was supposed to be fun

Knocking on the door
Hunting a Final Four
A program poised
To make big noise
All credit to Wolfpack Wes Moore

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