Friday, February 11, 2022

Limerick Friday #535: Zach Thomas And Torry Holt Get Hosed Again -- Day 699


Some make it never
It's a waiting-game lever
After Hall of Fame voting
It's hard not to be noticing
The weakest nomination class ever

Many groans and "mans"
But no actual plans
Details come scarcely
Between talk of parsley
Of clarity, we're certainly not fans

Seen this one before
Maybe a time for 24
State scratches back to tie
Then crawls off to die
With brick after brick but no score

Bonuses instead of firing
Promotions instead of retiring
Conspiracies in league
Spreadsheet fatigue
Is the ABC Store hiring?

Drabs and bits
Starts and fits
No rhythm to the year
Unchanging, I fear
2022 is the shits


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