Friday, August 20, 2021

Limerick Friday #514: There Goes the Summer -- Day 524


Traditional August bummer
The last days of summer
School starts again
Stay safe if we can
As our nation just gets dumber

Welcome to Mets baseball
And the annual freefall
Injuries galore
At-bats that make you snore
I miss Shea, y'all

Low-morale condition
Spurring attrition
Rudderless leaders
Yield to bottom-feeders
No strategy, all wishin'

Hoping for wins
On needles and pins
The OL blows
That's how it goes
When you follow the 'Fins

Ignorance reigns
Mouth-breather stains
Logic lost
At what cost
America's dying strains


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