Best-kept secret in sports ball
Shohei Ohtani is better than all
As a hitter, he detonates
As a pitcher, he dominates
Can he keep it up this fall?
A couple of weeks later
The anger only gets greater
The more details emerge
The stronger the urge
To agree with every NCAA hater
"The Rook" started strong
Holes, but willing to play along
The cast was eclectic
The drama electric
Then every plot line just went wrong
For a cool $340 mil
Lindor is a bitter pill
Hitting .220
Isn't super funny
The Mets should send him a bill
Leadership's a no-go
Authority on a yo-yo
Bad ideas take hold
And momentum goes cold
Guess logic is on PTO
Last time ...
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