Of 25-footers, he was never shy
Trey after trey he let fly
The bearded bomber
Was a zone calmer
Braxton Beverly, we'll miss you, guy
Howard Schellenberger, beyond reproach
Against his offense, no D did encroach
Assisted on Miami's perfect team
Helped realize an undefeated dream
Rest in peace, coach
Liars and racists
Traitors and hypocrites
Pederasts like Gaetz
Deserve the worst fates
This is the GOP that exists
Blamed the players all day
"Dadgum" made it all OK
Made Triangle media his bitch
Ignoring his cheating was rich
Roy finally took a timeout, they say
Through giggles and tears
Hopes and fears
The rhymes endured
And sometimes they cured
A little bit over the years
Last time ...
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