Friday, April 24, 2020

Limerick Friday #463: Hint Of Football Offsets General Malaise, Day 40


Mouth-breathers abound
Sounding the alarm sound
Uneducated hillbillies
Protesting at Chili's
Logic nowhere to be found

From Romania to east Tennessee
Ignorance mixed with ennui
Sanity and false pride fought
Every jackass with a thought
And a fake epidemiology degree

An odd celebration
With no concrete cessation
Swept up by kids glee
It's about them and not me
A birthday in isolation

A bizarre NFL Draft
Trey Wingo erred and gaffed
The 'Fins finally had luck
Can Tua help them not suck?
And give Miami a life raft

40 days of play
And we're gonna be OK
40 nights of quiet
And no one's gonna riot
We can do this until a new day


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