Give me a front-row seat
For a show deserving a repeat
A vehicle for Giovanni Ribisi
Playing a character both honest and greasy
The low-key phenomenal "Sneaky Pete"
Before State could say we enjoy ya
He decided to become a Hoya
Softer than Turkish pudding
Never quite got his footing
Referees will always give him paranoia
Oversaw some difficult times
As well as some stumbling climbs
Had to push the Don out the door
From Jimmy Johnson he expected more
RIP Wayne Huizenga, of which nothing rhymes
A series of one-dimensional picks
From big schools instead of the sticks
But doubling down on tight end
Without a quarterback on whom to depend
Another stumbling Miami draft, just for kicks
For a little while, boy could he pitch
Of professionalism, he had not a stitch
He'd party all New York night
Then get lit up under the lights
Matt Harvey, just one more UNC bitch
Last time ...
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