Football
in March is welcome, certainly
Though
tackling was approached thinly
The
cousins cheered on the Pack
And
laughed all the way back
They
even got to meet Ryan Finley
Every
final minute was the same
Key
whistles in every game
The
glass slipper shackles fitted
But
even Cheaters admitted
The
championship was pretty lame
A
‘Fins draft bust roll call
Would
last the entire fall
From
Avery to Green to Ginn
Bosa,
Kumerow, we never win
But
Dion Jordan’s the worst bust of all
Each
headline worse than the last
Good
thing nothing gets passed
Apologies
to the world at large
We’re
trying to escape a sinking barge
Somebody
explore impeachment, fast
Masters
Week has arrove
WASPs
descend in droves
Augusta
conducts a spring dance
Led
by the insufferable Nance
Let’s
see whose green jacket gets wove
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