Friday, April 07, 2017

Limerick Friday #426: Red-White Game Becomes A Family Affair, Plus After A Barrage Of Promos, The Masters Is Upon Us




Football in March is welcome, certainly
Though tackling was approached thinly
The cousins cheered on the Pack
And laughed all the way back
They even got to meet Ryan Finley

Every final minute was the same
Key whistles in every game
The glass slipper shackles fitted
But even Cheaters admitted
The championship was pretty lame

A ‘Fins draft bust roll call
Would last the entire fall
From Avery to Green to Ginn
Bosa, Kumerow, we never win
But Dion Jordan’s the worst bust of all

Each headline worse than the last
Good thing nothing gets passed
Apologies to the world at large
We’re trying to escape a sinking barge
Somebody explore impeachment, fast
 
Masters Week has arrove
WASPs descend in droves
Augusta conducts a spring dance
Led by the insufferable Nance
Let’s see whose green jacket gets wove



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