Friday, December 30, 2016

Limerick Friday #418: Princess Leia Becomes One With The Force, Plus A New Hope Spurs The Dolphins



Small-boy crushes she gave
Especially when she was Jabba’s slave
She gave “Star Wars” it’s heart
And stole mine from the start
A princess who never needed to be saved

Finished the year right
Never gave up the fight
Pounded the Cheats
Knocked Vandy on its cleats
The Pack flexed promising might

This year had a bad soul
So many stars passed whole
Plus we elected a turd
And allowed racist voices to be heard
2016, you were a real asshole

Now the salt air beckons once more
The surf pounds with a welcome roar
The Outer Banks, a healing place
Before a new year we face
Dust off and gear up for more

I promise it’s not fake news
The Dolphins really didn’t lose
Made the playoffs, indeed
Nine out of ten did the deed
Can the J-Train light a postseason fuse?

Last time


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