Friday, February 12, 2016

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVXII: Scam Newton Makes A Business Decision, Plus “X-Files” Makes An Erratic Comeback


Chances, Denver not given a stitch
But with talent on D they were rich
Cam protected his dabbing arm
And cowarded away from harm
Broncos reverted him to a whiny bitch

A late start to our new year
Embrace every worry and fear
February feels like a chance
To press reset and try to dance
Like Morgan, I just want to clear

A tremendous player, indeed
A defense he could read
And a stats hound to be sure
A self-promoting insufferable boor
Peyton Manning, retire now, I plead

A one-man show every night
In a lost season, a spot that’s bright
Cat Barber, a year for the ages
Performing on ACC stages
For sore eyes, he’s been quite a sight

Two more episodes remain
More monsters have been slain
The “X-Files” uneven return
Has ignored questions that burn
Watching has at times been a pain




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