Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXII: The Deflatriots Bitch-Slap Goodell, Plus Matt Harvey May Not Escape From New York

Brady skated away scot-free

With an overturned guilty plea

A win for the rules dodger

A loss for the inept Roger

Cheating pays, can’t you see?

Armed with a beer and a quip

I shot every round from the hip

Instincts behind a fantasy draft

After yet another lottery shaft

Solid roster with which I can whip

Refugees escaping terror

As their lives get even barer

The coming border war

Is at our doorstep for sure

The question is can we be fairer

I’ll just say it, by gawd

The ‘Fins have a respectable squad

Optimism abounds down south

After years of getting punched in the mouth

Rare ground for this fanbase to trod

The king of Queens, he was

Swept up in the Mets buzz

‘Til he really stepped in it

Unveiling an innings limit

Now Harvey’s public enemy #1, cuz

Last time …