Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVXXIX: “Mad Men” Chases The Contrails, Plus Shhhhhhh … The Mets Are Still A Thing

Don turns into Dean Moriarty

Roger’s empty-office drunken party

The strands beginning to unravel

Separate ways they start to travel

“Mad Men,” for the sentimental and hearty

A solid draft for the ‘Fins

Making up for previous sins

Firepower at wideout

Playmakers throughout

Now, who will coach them to wins?

A Pacquiao-Mayweather whatever

One more boring endeavor

Pacquiao fought with a bum shoulder

Mayweather danced and got older

Now can Floyd go away forever?

From the team that brought you Spygate

Now comes the art of deflate

Documented cheating yet again

Belicheat breaks rules to win

Goodell covers it up, just wait

The Mets keep bubbling along

Winning just feels kinda wrong

Have hit a few rough patches

Seem to go scoreless in batches

But steady on is their theme song

Last time …