Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIV: Months Before It Airs, Season 2 of “True Detective” Already Blows, Plus Please Leave Philbin With The Wankers

I loved the first “True Detective”

But now their casting’s defective

Colin Farrell and Vince Vaughn?

Were all the real actors gone?

Expectations now put into perspective

Coach K got hammered ‘til the bell

By a name even harder to spell

Wojnarowski blistered the coach

For using USA hoops to poach

When Calipari complains, your tactics must really smell

Nuck dodging hits in Havana

Part of the “Boardwalk Empire” panorama

Meyer Lansky lurking around

Chalky escaped underground

Luciano now Brooklyn’s top banana?

Undefeated with a third win

By the hair of my chinny-chin-chin

Now I’m in bye week hell

My backups have a distinctive smell

Pop that champagne, Garo Yepremian

The body blows don’t abate

As Philbin engenders hate

He’s got Tanny saying, “Why me?”

And a nation saying, “Blimey!”

Shitcan him in London, why wait?

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