Friday, May 16, 2014

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIX: Nipsy Russell Did Not Appear On “Mad Men,” Plus Not Feeling A Draft At The Beach


Lou and Cutler scheming everywhere
Stephanie arrived from nowhere
Don had threesome with Meg
Ginsberg gave his nipple to Peg
Betty got berated and didn’t care

Every year I preach
Pick value and don’t reach
Once again the Fins didn’t listen
Got fans moanin’ and pissin’
Glad I missed most of it at the beach

The front desk, just a little contentious
Wrightsville was kinda pretentious
With people, we were up to our necks
Really missed the OBX
But a day outta town was conscientious

Donald Sterling and his heinous broads
The NBA is full of frauds
His wife like an old leather bag
His mistress, a plastic hag
Put ‘em all on the moon, good gawds

HBO outprograms and outwits
They just keep churnin’ out hits
“Silicon Valley” is awkward humor
“Veep” is a fast-paced funny zumor
Summer TV is gonna be the pits



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