Friday, March 07, 2014

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIII: The End Of An Error, Plus A Most-Anticipated Season Finale



I polled each bobblehead
About ending the days of dread
Even nodding Michael Scott goes
“Yeah, this company blows”
(“That’s what she said”)

When the going gets rough for fools
Saban tries to change the rules
The hypocrite says, “It’s too fast!”
“Injuries happen when we’re gassed!”
STFU and coach up your cretin tools

Inept, fat and snorin’
Sportswriters keep ignorin’
The easy choice for ACC’s best
And it’s really no contest
Even the blind can vote T.J. Warren

My five years are done
Now they’re left with one
A third-strike British joke
Their reputation up in smoke
No fun + no business won
 
An epic finale now in sight
“True Detective” set up for a fight
Nothing will live up to the hype
But this is a show that can break type
Carcosa and other answers Sunday night



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