Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVI: Warmer Days On The Horizon, Plus State Brings Back Legends

Sun and blooms all day
At the beach I wanna stay
It’s here, I reckons
Bad golf beckons
Oh spring, don’t be scared to stay

Wrestlers use vise and clamp

On their sport, try to put a stamp

Gwiazdowski gave ‘em hell

As hard to pin as to spell

Congrats for a true national champ

Quietly, a strong offseason for the Bears

No one really notices or cares

Peanut has returned to the fold

Allen replaces Peppers of old

Putting together a roster that scares

Searching all night and day

For a combo of culture and pay

For recruiters to be worth more than this

And it’s as simple as this:

Just do what you say

The Pack honoring heroes

While the Heels just look like zeroes

Russell was the ultimate playmaker

Mario was a sacking soul taker

Cheers, you’ll be able to hear those

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Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXV: “The Walking Dead” Meanders With Heartbreak, Plus Pack Fans Know From Heartbreak

At a crossroads they arrove

With the horrors of “The Grove”

The Ol’ Yeller putdown of Lizzie

Put TWD fans in a tizzy

Terminus the next storyline to be wove

The NCAAs, they got in

By the hair of their chinny-chin-chin

The key to the Big Dance

Is to survive and advance

D up, share the rock and win

Snow and sleet and other things

Winter continues to cling

Daylight Savings came

But still the weather lame

Where’s this late-arriving spring?

Most of TV is defective

It’s made me quite selective

The best don’t hang around

Leave you with an empty sound

Already missing “True Detective”

As a State fan, no mas (no more)

A choke job worthy of lore

Every free throw a brick

For everyone’s Cinderella pick

Hey bartender, shut up and pour

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Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIV: “True Detective” Ends With A Whimper, Not A Bang, Plus Tony Buckets Takes Greensboro

Though intensity ruled the day
A ho-hum finale, I’d say

Questions left unanswered, so sure

Cohle had a life-saving cure

“True Detective” still much more than OK

Survive and advance, you know

The Pack gettin’ into a flow

They owe the ‘Cuse one

Perhaps go on a run?

One down, three to go

Help wanted, so they say

You may be right for us, OK?

But descriptions misleading

Don’t know what they’re needing

Keep plugging each and every day

A fanbase of hopeless derps

Filled the media with clueless twerps

The ACC said, “Later, bitches”

Maryland back to revenue glitches

Get the hell out, you useless Terps

Even the blind could see

He was the class of the ACC

Congrats to Tony Buckets

The national media can suck its

The league’s best easily

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Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIII: The End Of An Error, Plus A Most-Anticipated Season Finale

I polled each bobblehead

About ending the days of dread

Even nodding Michael Scott goes

“Yeah, this company blows”

(“That’s what she said”)

When the going gets rough for fools

Saban tries to change the rules

The hypocrite says, “It’s too fast!”

“Injuries happen when we’re gassed!”

STFU and coach up your cretin tools

Inept, fat and snorin’

Sportswriters keep ignorin’

The easy choice for ACC’s best

And it’s really no contest

Even the blind can vote T.J. Warren

My five years are done

Now they’re left with one

A third-strike British joke

Their reputation up in smoke

No fun + no business won

 

An epic finale now in sight

“True Detective” set up for a fight

Nothing will live up to the hype

But this is a show that can break type

Carcosa and other answers Sunday night

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