Friday, February 07, 2014

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX: Russia Can Even F Up The Olympics, Plus Get Your Shite Together, Canada



A nation of abuse and repression
Has lived up to their perception
Sochi a disaster of corruption
A gay-bashing, dog-killing eruption
The rules for these Olympics, not the exception

Russell Wilson represents what’s right
Punctuated on Super Bowl night
He’s got a State degree
So he’s a Wolfpacker by decree
But O’Brien extinguished his intrinsic light

Signing Day come and gone
Over 17-year-olds they fawn
State did well, it appears
But ask me in three years
Creepy hype just goes on and on

Inconsistency in hoops
Shooting like poops
Questions about competitive fire
Have drawn Pack fans’ ire
Costanza once called them “Moops”

Bieber enjoyed his jail stay
Ford seems to never pay
Two wrecking trains
Just a coupla Canadian stains
What’s in the water up there, eh?



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