Friday, January 24, 2014

Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIX: Reeling ACC Adds Some High Class, Plus Christie The Latest N.J. Blemish



They already have Quick-Shot Pitino
Now they add douchey Petrino
Louisville, way to be
Welcome to the ACC
The conference of Harleys and vino

Bit by bit, ruining the game
Will be Goodell’s claim to fame
Special teams phased out
Scoreboards spinning about
A commish with no clue or shame

Call them cowards or worse
Biting my tongue not to curse
On your chain, they’re just yankers
These double-talking, cheap wankers
The dancing changes, but not the verse

You might not be shocked
That the ‘Fins are a laughingstock
Coach is a dead man walking
Yet the owner is balking
No GM? We deserved to be mocked
 
Just another political rat
Good at lying and being fat
Chris Christie is Jersey wrong
Facing re-election odds long
Find us some accountability, stat!



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