Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXII: Rock Bottom Gets Even Stranger For ‘Fins, Plus Stretch Run Upon Us In FF

The problems, they’re a bundlin’

So this is what the ‘Fins are fundin’

A ‘roid ‘neck bullying the lame

A douche subpoenaed post-game

Leadership? Hell, send the team to London

Unoriginality ruled the day

Then EZU tried to enter the fray

An afterthought bonding with the Heels

Over cheating and being hurt in the feels

It’s Duke’s state anyway

Twitter went IPO

How high would it go?

Once a 140-character joke

Now makes you rich or broke

Can’t ignore it anymore, yo

State season off the tracks, dear

Can’t throw, that’s pretty clear

A trap game for Duke?

Makes me wanna puke

How the F did we get here?!

Shrewd moves, many made

Bolstered by the occasional trade

Assembled a contender

Hope not a pretender

Let’s just avoid a late-season fade ...

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