“Pussy Riot attacks Putin,” they
said
A headline you can’t dream up
dead
Even in commie Russia, it’s wild
Now they’re going to be trialed
Why couldn’t this happen to
Bieber instead?
A bipolar receiver got cut
After a wifely head butt
If Chad Johnson could actually
play
They might look the other way
But good riddance to a washed-up
nut
Can’t read or watch the news
Without getting a severe case of
the blues
A suicide bomb killed 40 there
Murders and fraud everywhere
So many lost and so much left to
lose
Likeability “Big Brother” does
lack
Middle-aged tools keep coming
back
A twitchy 9-year-old creep
scheming
A chef who can’t talk without
screaming
Liked it better when it wasn’t
so whack
In the latest GOP steaming shit
heap
They’ve picked Paul Ryan as Veep
A Tea Party tool in the
spotlight
Should go over well in a debate
fight
Politics in general should be
put to sleep
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