Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIV: Federer Again Exercises Middle Finger To Pundits, Plus The Patsies’ Latest Black Eye

Written off five years ago
But off the stage he just wouldn’t go
Roger Federer has done it again
Won his seventh freaking Wimbledon
Greatest sportsman of our time, yes or no?

All of Penn State braced

For a report with shame laced

JoePa charged in Freeh’s file

With enabling a pedophile

Just one more fraud “hero” disgraced

Unintentional comedy at its heights

Mitt Romney talking about civil rights

The NAACP did boo and holler

At the criminal with the whitest collar

Makes for incredible sound bites

We’ll celebrate with beer and wine

If and when it all turns out fine

Of him, his Mom would like to be rid

But George and his future still hid

A walk-on holder for the Pack in ‘29

It made Beantown frauds like Simmons cry

Robert Kraft’s audition tape hard on the eye

“Dating” an anorexic model wannabe

Roughly 40 years younger than he

A Belicheat videographer taped it on the sly

Last time …