Friday, January 24, 2020

Scooter & Hum's Top Five Books of the Year 2019




After setting the bar at 30+ books in 2018, I refused to go backwards, and ended up reading 36 books this year. According to Goodreads, that breaks down to 12,329 pages.

Many tended toward the harrowing and the unspeakable, but there were so many impactful reads that it was even more difficult to identify the winners -- a "problem" I hope to face again in 2020.

Without further ado ...


#1. "Sing, Unburied, Sing," by Jesmyn Ward

What I Say Now:

This novel represents a lyrical, lilting treatment of difficult subject matter, a beautiful telling of a tale that intertwines racism, poverty, history, and the supernatural. Ward's rhythmic writing carries a novel that is, at times, numbingly emotional, wryly humorous, and wince-inducing. A worthy winner in a year full of powerful works.

Passages to Remember: 

" ... with his father, my death-crowded household, behind. We move forward, and the air from the open windows makes the glass shudder, alive as a bed of mollusks fluttering in the rush of the tide: a shimmer of froth and sand. The tires catch and spit gravel. We hold hands and pretend at forgetting."

"I let her ideas drain from me so that the truth could pool instead. Sometimes the world don't give you what you need, no matter how hard you look. Sometimes it withholds."

" ... look to my left and see that world again, and then it is gone. I claw at the air, but my hands strike nothing; they rend no doorways to that golden isle. Absence. Isolation. I keen."

"Home is about the earth. Whether the earth open up to you. Whether it pull you so close the space between you and it melt and y'all one and it beats like your heart. Same time. Where my family lived ... it's a wall. It's a hard floor, wood. Then concrete. No opening. No heartbeat. No air."

" ... Because from the first moment I saw him walking across the grass to where I sat in the shadow of the school sign, he saw me. Saw past skin the color of unmilked coffee, eyes black, lips the color of plums, and saw me. Saw the walking wound I was, and came to be my balm."


#2. "The Sympathizer," by Viet Thanh Nguyen

What I Say Now:

This powerful work crosses and transcends a number of genres while tackling weighty social issues. Viet Thanh Nguyen balances hilarity and satire and irony and sadness in equal parts, creating a remarkable novel. The emotionally resonant closing passages end this book on a momentous note, yet one that speaks resonantly to and about our current political climate.

Passages to Remember: 

"She was a poor person, I was her poor child, and no one asks poor people if they want war."

"At least we'll live to fight again. But for now, we are well and truly fucked. What kind of toast is right for that? The words came to me after a moment. Here's blood in your eye, I said. Damn right."

"America, land of supermarkets and superhighways, of supersonic jets and Superman, of supercarriers and the Super Bowl! America, was there ever a country that coined so many 'super' terms from the federal bank of its narcissism, was not only superconfident but also superpowerful, that would not be satisfied until it locked every nation of the world into a full nelson and made it cry Uncle Sam?"

"So I fell in love with Phi Phi, a harmless enough emotion. I was to fall in love two or three times a year and was now well past due."

"But anything can always happen. That's what hope is all about. He shrugged, contemplating the end of his burning cigarette. Hope's thin, he said. Despair's thick. Like blood."


#3. "The Tattooist of Auschwitz," by Heather Morris

What I Say Now:

This overwhelming story is a whirlwind of emotions, absorbing you into its history and parameters. The so-so writing is more than overcome by the raw power of the tale itself, which handles the horror and violence of the subject matter in a circumspect but pervasive way. Morris handles the devastating material with the care it demands, resulting in a truly moving reading experience.

Passages to Remember: 

"His eyes seem to see nothing; this is a man whose soul has died and whose body is waiting to catch up with it."

"We stand in shit but let us not drown in it."

"He drops to his knees and dry retches. He has nothing to bring up; the only fluid in his body is tears."

"There will be a tomorrow for us. On the night I arrived here, I made a vow to myself that I would survive this hell. We will survive and make a life where we are free to kiss when we want to, to make love when we want to."

"Behind him, Baretski says, 'Shit.'
"That one word from a sadist only deepens the well of inhumanity that Lale is drowning in."


#4. "Love in the Time of Cholera," by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

What I Say Now:

At times creepy, sublime, contradictory, beautiful, confusing, and staggering, this novel spans a life-long love affair. Setting is character for Gabriel Garcia Marquez, who uses his gifts to gut-wrenching and moving effect in describing passion found and lost. We can all see common life experiences in aspects of this truly profound work from a one-of-a-kind writer.

Passages to Remember: 

"In any event, it was difficult for him to comprehend that two free adults without a past and living on the fringes of a closed society's prejudices had chosen the hazards of illicit love."

" ... but the girl raised her eyes to see who was passing by the window, and that casual glance was the beginning of a cataclysm of love that still had not ended half a century later."

"He had not missed a single one of her gestures, not one of the indications of her character, but he did not dare approach her for fear of destroying the spell."

"So that it was reasonable to think that the woman he loved most on earth, the one he had waited for from one century to the next without a sigh of disenchantment, might not have the opportunity to lead him by the arm across the street full of lunar grave mounds and beds of windblown poppies in order to help him reach the other side of death in safety."

"Then he looked at Florentino Ariza, his invincible power, his intrepid love, and he was overwhelmed by the belated suspicion that it is life, more than death, that has no limits."


#5. "I'll Be Gone in the Dark," by Michelle McNamara

What I Say Now: 

It's nearly impossible to read this book without a touch of heartbreak infringing on a number of levels. The passion and intensity of McNamara's connection to the hunt permeates every word, every clue. A ray of sunshine breaks through only in the recognition that the arrest of the object of her obsession was due in no small part to her life's work.

Passages to Remember: 

"There's a scream permanently lodged in my throat now."

"What gripped me was the specter of that question mark where the killer's face should be. The hollow gap of his identity seemed violently powerful to me."

"They hunted a man whose face they didn't know. Didn't matter. The action of moving forward, their hands unrestrained, of physically doing something, was all that did."

"If you commit murder and then vanish, what you leave behind isn't just pain but absence, a supreme blankness that triumphs over everything else. The unidentified murderer is always twisting a doorknob behind a door that never opens. But his power evaporates the moment we know him."

"This is how it ends for you.
"'You'll be silent forever, and I'll be gone in the dark,' you threatened a victim once.
"Open the door. Show us your face.
"Walk into the light."


Honorable Mention (in 10 words or less):

"Young Lions," by Irwin Shaw: Staggeringly well-constructed, if dense, story of World War II.
"Where the Crawdads Sing," by Delia Owens: Lively, emotional coming-of-age book that drifted toward YA.
"Lincoln in the Bardo: A Novel," by George Saunders: Fascinatingly unique in structure and style, occasionally hard to follow.
"Henderson the Rain King," by Saul Bellow: Highly quotable tale with fully rendered characters and sardonic tone.
"The Girl with All the Gifts," by M.R. Carey: Visually arresting story that translates better to screen than page.
"Paradise," by Toni Morrison: Beautiful, poignant, sparse prose tackles dizzying collection of damaged characters.
"Good as Gold," by Joseph Heller: Hysterical, inane, pedantic work from the everlasting master of irony.
"Killers of the Flower Moon: The Osage Murders and the Birth of the FBI," by David Grann: Terse, matter-of-fact, meticulously detailed accounting of true crime.
"Say Nothing: A True Story of Murder and Memory in Northern Ireland," by Patrick Radden Keefe: Bland prose, but painstakingly researched and vividly detailed Irish history.
"Dialogue," by Robert McKee: Great ideas and stellar examples, tending toward preachy and verbose.
"The Institute," by Stephen King: Political escapism, "Stranger Things" + "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest."


Notable (in 7 words or less):

"Cal," by Bernard MacLaverty: Rhythmic, terse, foreboding exploration of The Troubles.
"Hunting Eichmann," by Neal Bascomb: Comprehensive account of the search for evil.
"Full Throttle," by Joe Hill: Frantic collection of macabre, oppressive short stories.
"Fates and Furies," by Lauren Groff: Implausible story is vivid, if overly wrought.
"New York 2140," by Kim Stanley Robinson: Clever concept weighed down by competing storylines.
"Billy Bathgate," by E.L. Doctorow: Lyrical, heavy-handed depiction of Mob indoctrination.
"Cilka's Journey," by Heather Morris: Emotional, gut-wrenching "Tattooist of Auschwitz" complement.
"The Chain," by Adrian McKinty: Creepy, bold premise lacking pacing and nuance. 
"The Lovely Bones," by Alice Sebold: Strange, beautiful commentary on grief and reverberations.


The Rest (in 5 words or less):

"The Girl Who Lived Twice," by David Lagencrantz: Forgettable extension of Millennium series.
"Omerta," by Mario Puzo: Mafia legend out of ideas.
"The League," by John Eisenberg: Historical look at NFL creation.
"Throttle," by Stephen King & Joe Hill: Action-packed short story collaboration.
"Face in the Crowd," by Stephen King & Stuart Nan: Another eerie short story collaboration.
"Sportswriter: The Life and Times of Grantland Rice," by Charles Fountain: Poorly written look at legend.
"Go Set a Watchman," by Harper Lee: Controversial piece of "Mockingbird" world.
"Process: The Writing Lives of Great Authors," by Sarah Stodola: Intriguing concept with meh results.
"Wonder," by R.J. Palacio: Surprisingly emotional kid lit entry.
"Restart," by Gordon Korman: Required parental reading on bullies.
"Crusader's Cross," by James Lee Burke: Formulaic work with saccharine ending.





Friday, December 20, 2019

Limerick Friday #458: Godspeed To Normy, Plus FF Done Got Me Again

Jokes and laughs without end
Stubborn and refused to bend
Loved the Pack, he sure did
Rest in peace, grinning Kid
'Twas lucky to call you my friend

After a season so full of sucks
And so many shits and fucks
Doeren had to cover his arse
And make some assistants sparse
And fired a beleaguered Coach Hux

With contemporary issues it does wrassle
All of them weighty, not facile
Xenophobia and racism and more
Against the backdrop of constant war
Important work, "The Man in the High Castle"

The 'Fins have won about three mo'
Than anyone thought befo'
Bitched the Iggles
Which gave me the giggles
We've got something in Coach Flo

Luck bordering on obscene
More injuries than ever scene
So I say loudly to one and all
Fuck fantasy football
The same as it's ever been

Last time ...

Friday, November 29, 2019

Limerick Friday #457: "Castle Rock" Is Back With A Blast, Plus It's All Crashing Down Around Elliott



"Castle Rock" has Annie Wilkes on board
An intense backstory, good lord
Stephen King just got even funner
Season 2 is a freaking stunner
Lizzy Kaplan needs every award

A Rookie of the Year rules the town
A Cy Young winner mowing them down
Polar Bear crushed balls without reason
de Grom, another impeccable season
Yet the Mets still without a division crown

The injured have become a pile
While Goff misfires by a mile
A player lost each week
This year is just peak
Fantasy football Scooters style

Points leader losing games
Bad luck may be to blame
But isn't it strange
That the leagues change
Yet the horseshit stays the same

A "Mr. Robot" swan song
Intensity has been there all along
Elliott with memories suppressed
Split personalities to digest
Hacking capitalism cannot be wrong



Friday, October 04, 2019

Limerick Friday #456: "Mindhunter" Nails The Details And Mood, Plus There Are No Lows Low Enough In Miami


To define the term serial killer
Makes for a real psychological thriller
"Mindhunter" is pure tension
I need a many-season extension
So much more than the usual TV filler

After a rally made me gladden
Another lost year makes me sadden
One more season made for Flushing
The Mets should really be rushing
To make their next manager Joe Maddon

After years of impeachable stuff
To ignore got impossibly tough
But don't get sweaty palms
Just need to stay calms
And believe the truth is enough

Undisciplined football is the norm
Lack of preparation has taken State by storm
No identity to be found
Rinse and repeat is the sound
Behind me the disappointment line does form

It's losing they've chosen
Their own players they are hosin'
After a brutal winless start
The 'Fins have lost all heart
Despite hope in poor Josh Rosen



Friday, September 20, 2019

Limerick Friday #455: HBO Wins Most, Loses Some, Plus The Beautiful Campiness Of "Black Spot"



Purveyor of comedy sublime
John Oliver is hard to rhyme
A stammering Brit
Who's funny as shit
A legitimate hero for our time

A comeback loss like a sneak attack
For bitterness, it did not lack
When that's how it goes
It's how you knows
That fantasy football is back

HBO intrigued with a new show
Then it got stupid and slow
"Righteous Gemstones" ran outta gas
Not enough John Goodman, alas
Great premise without any get up and go

As the tank got rank
And the culture sank
The fans got pissed
And players got dissed
My only approach: just to drank

With eerie atmosphere it does scare
One character translates to "Teddy Bear"
The foreboding woods of France
With mysticism the show does dance
"Black Spot" is stellar Netflix fare


Friday, August 30, 2019

Limerick Friday #454: When "Stranger Things" Feels Like Reality TV, Plus OBX Ever And After



A real love note to the '80s
And all the mall Biffs and Katies
Will got lost in the plot
Hopper is dead (or not?)
"Stranger Things" made good TV out of Hades

An Indy visit we couldn't skip
For a memorable training camp trip
Then Andrew Luck said goodbye
We tried hard not to cry
And moved on with a quivering lip

"Chrenobyl" peeled back the coverup plaster
About ideology going nuclear faster
Demanding party before people
Turning leaders into sheeple
Something familiar about this profile of disaster

Flores off to an ugly start
For a braintrust that's never been smart
Tone-deaf in every dumbest way
For improvement we just have to pray
This season shaping up to be a hollow fart

An escape when real life is pending
Family and waves, the ocean kept sending
Then the Atlantic made its reckoning
With school and work beckoning
Another summer, another beautiful ending

Last time ...

Friday, July 05, 2019

Limerick Friday #453: The Staggering Genius of Flowers, Plus A Hole Where Fantasy Football Used To Be


Humor that only empowers
Drama that brings tears like showers
The brutalities of mental illness
Shattering the English stillness
The sublime brilliance of "Flowers"

After a decade, the story kept livin'
Despite pettiness and relationships riven
"Deadwood" returned intact
HBO's best ensemble cast, a fact
At the first Swearingen curse, all forgiven 

A staggering heat makes you number
As you mow to the tunes of Joe Strummer
You hit the pool and the beach
To camps and meets out of reach
All for a porch beer: This is summer

It returned just like it came
Amid subtitles and mystery and flame
A second season dropped out of the sky
Like a time travelin', cave-dwellin' guy
"Dark" vexes and intrigue stayed the same

Two decades of depth charts and boasters
Of rankings written on beer coasters
The WFFL was a tent post
When things got fucked up the most
An underestimated loss, I raise a glass to my toasters



Monday, June 24, 2019

Dolphins Draft 2019: Fighting For The Future, One Painstaking Move At A Time


In what turned out to be a fatal blow for owner-of-pictures-of-Stephen-Ross-with-a-goat (for lack of a cogent official title) Mike Tannenbaum and head bro coach Adam Gase, the 'Fins clearly went for need over best player available in last year's draft. After the operation went tits up and Tannenbaum and Gase were mercifully jettisoned after the 2018 regular season, Miami hired Brian Flores from New England and then mind-bogglingly promoted Chris Grier to general manager. This new braintrust then set about gutting the entire roster, leaving the Dolphins as perhaps the least-talented team in the NFL. That context is useful when evaluating the team's efforts in the 2019 NFL Draft, since Miami needs EVERYTHING and could legitimately claim they were going best player available while filling needs at the same time.

While the hope is that a competent coaching staff and a year of maturity can help some of Miami's younger players turn into legit contributors, it is clear that the Dolphins also need to start nailing picks at a much higher rate. Keeping that in mind, Miami seemed to approach this draft with logic and caution, sprinkled in with a low-risk, high-reward move that represented an opportunity that the 'Fins couldn't really afford to pass up.

All that being said, here's what Miami came up with during this year's draft ...




1st round, 13th Overall: Christian Wilkins, DT, Clemson

An experienced, proven linemen with leadership traits, Wilkins felt like one of the safest picks in this year's NFL Draft. But was he the best? That remains to be seen, but for a franchise like Miami that is in dire need of building blocks, the front office simply had to eliminate as much bust potential as possible. Wilkins has flexibility and personality to spare, and he could become a fan favorite at a time when the franchise needs to curry favor and patience with the fanbase. The big tackle will be measured against Ohio State quarterback Dwayne Haskins, but we had that disclaimer last year with Josh Rosen, and look what happened with the next pick ...


2nd round, 62nd Overall: [TRADE] Josh Rosen, QB, Arizona Cardinals

After shrewdly trading back from No. 48, the Dolphins flipped their 62nd overall pick (and a fifth-rounder) to Arizona for ... Rosen. This move endeared me to Grier & Co., especially after so many years of outright ignoring the quarterback position. The reality is that the Patriots staff had a much higher opinion of Rosen than Miami's fired staff did, and well, the results seem to slightly lean toward the Cheatriots in such comparisons. Even if Rosen doesn't pan out as a franchise guy, this was too good a deal to pass up, and he at least fortifies a position that has been woefully thin on talent for close to a quarter-century. The front office gets credit for manipulating the draft to accrue a huge second-rounder next year while still ending up with Rosen at a spot that was more palatable to their value board. Even the Dolphins' crotchety and out-of-touch beat writers seemed to come around on this steal after some initial hand-wringing and illogical criticism.


3rd round, 78th Overall: Michael Deiter, G, Wisconsin

In a bit of a gut punch, the Patsies snared versatile defensive lineman Chase Winovich one pick ahead of Miami. In many years, it seemed like a surprise like this one would have led to panic in the 'Fins draft room, but Miami seemed to recover nicely by grabbing Deiter, a huge lineman with the flexibility to play a number of spots on a woeful offensive line. When in doubt, you can never go wrong selecting an offensive lineman from Wisconsin, and this Badger projects to be a starter along Miami's retooled front. Draft analysts seemed to be lukewarm on Deiter's pick in this spot, but the Dolphins were in desperate need of talent (and hell, warm bodies) in the trenches, and the franchise will know whether it has something in Deiter relatively quickly.


5th round, 151st Overall: Andrew Van Ginkel, LB, Wisconsin

Van Ginkel's selection seemed to be a bit of a response to Winovich being lifted out from under Miami's noses -- always a dangerous way to conduct a draft. The 'Fins lost their fourth-rounder in the deal with the Saints that netted picks No. 62 and 202 this year and a second-rounder next year, leaving the Dolphins as bystanders during the selections of some of the draft's most fertile ground. On the plus side, Van Ginkel does seem to be a scheme fit and could fill a key pass-rushing role in the modified 3-4 that the 'Fins are expected to run. If you can unearth a situational contributor in the fifth round, you have done well, and that's the hope the Dolphins have for Van Ginkel.


6th round, 202nd Overall: Isaiah Prince, T, Ohio State

A common refrain in draft circles is that when you are picking late, pinpoint dudes with "plus" assets. Prince has two of these: his size (6-6, 305+) and his status as a three-year starter in the Big Ten. He's seen as a project, but there are tools to work with here, and at some point, the Dolphins are going to have to come to terms with the idea that offensive linemen don't come fully formed, and that coaching actually has to play a role. Ostensibly, not having an offensive line coach who does bumps of coke and chases hookers in the team facility will help with that. 


7th round, 233rd Overall: Chandler Cox, RB, Auburn

One of the last of a dying breed, Cox was seen as the draft's best fullback (fill in your own tallest-midget joke here). Of course, the New England offense features this position and hybrid players, and Cox will be asked to fill that role while adding a toughness element to Miami's offense -- something that has been missing for years. If Cox can impress, he could appear in some sub-packages as well as impacting most, if not all, of the Dolphins' special teams units.


7th round, 234th Overall: Myles Gaskin, RB, Washington

One pick after taking Cox, Miami added a potential backfield mate in Gaskin, the first back to surpass 1,000 yards in four different seasons in Pac-12 history. He's obviously durable, but how much will he have left in the tank after so many carries in college? He also doesn't possess the size or speed of most pro backs, but he has produced on a high level and done so consistently, which likely drew the eye of the Dolphins scouts at this stage of the draft. With Frank Gore off again on his never-ending journey and Kenyan Drake far from cemented as Miami's lead back, Gaskin should get plenty of opportunities to seize a role in training camp.


Summary

Considering how bereft of talent the depth chart is, we'd be remiss not to mention the undrafted free agents that the Dolphins landed, for they will have a better chance to stick in Miami than any other team in the league. Two players (linebacker Terrill Hanks of New Mexico and defense end Jonathan Ledbetter of Georgia) actually had fifth-round grades from analyst Dane Brugler, while a handful of others should get legit shots, including UTEP CB Nik Needham, Northwestern CB Montre Hartage, and Mississippi State OG Shaq Calhoun. Big, fast receiver Preston Williams got the most pub among Miami's beat writers, but there are reasons he went undrafted, so he'll have an uphill climb as well.

Overall, the Dolphins focused on big programs, drafting only players from Power 5 conferences -- a departure from previous drafts like 2014, of which exactly zero players still remain with the team. Miami didn't take any traditional pass rushers or defensive backs, and those remain massive holes for the team. However, the 'Fins knew there was only so much they could do in a single draft and they did a good job of stockpiling picks for the 2020 NFL Draft. So while a couple of decades of bad football and worse management have given fans PTSD (Pretty Terrible and Stupid Draft), for the first time in a while, it does feel like the 'Fins have a plan. Whether Grier and Flores be around to see the strategy to fruition is the ultimate question arising from this and subsequent drafts. My worst-case scenario from last year ended up hitting way too close to home, so let's hope this season's version edges closer to best-case territory.

Best-case scenario: Rosen becomes "the dude" Miami has been wishing for (instead of chasing) for two decades, cementing the most important position in a franchise and setting the course for pursuit of the Cheatriots. Wilkins and Deiter become instant starters, lending needed physicality as tone-setters for a team trying to find an identity. Van Ginkel develops into a viable situational pass-rusher, while Cox and Gaskin impact as special-teamers as they carve out reserve roles in the backfield. The Prince lottery ticket pays off as a team in desperate need of lucky breaks gets one as the big man flashes enough potential to carve out a development plan that eventually leads to him becoming a starting right tackle.

Worst-case scenario: Rosen identifies himself as only a passable signal-caller, and Miami finds itself back in the same boat in the 2020 draft, having to pony up precious resources on another quarterback with question marks. Wilkins becomes merely a rotational defensive lineman, while Deiter struggles to pin down his best spot on the offensive front. Van Ginkel is overmatched and undersized for a leading role, Prince continues to be a guy whose output doesn't mesh with his ability, Gaskin is too worn down and ordinary to earn carries, and Cox doesn't do enough in the third phase to merit carrying an obsolete position.

Friday, May 31, 2019

Limerick Friday #452: A "Meh" Ending To A Searing Saga, Plus Scott Hutchison, One Year Gone


Tyrion got written out of dignity
Arya got sent out to sea
Scrubbed out every ho and pimp
Finished with a noticeable limp
"Game of Thrones," still a cultural victory

Another end-of-year swoon
But another chance arrives soon
Avent's crew to the postseason
Looking for a turnaround reason
To help the Pack shine in June

With con artists it is replete
They steal, lie, and cheat
Casting that works every time
And pacing that's just sublime
All hail, the return of "Sneaky Pete"

Sandra Oh gets all the critics' glow
But Jodie Comer steals the show
A memorable season two
Gave us a lot to chew
"Killing Eve," which direction to go?

He sang of loneliness and sins
Of angst and losses and wins
Revolutionary through Frightened Rabbit
But couldn't beat the depression habit
Scott Hutchison, soar on Scottish winds



Friday, May 10, 2019

Limerick Friday #451: 'Fins Take A Flyer On Fiedler 2.0, Plus Arizona Plays Rough


As the draft began to unfurl
And storylines wrapped like a hair curler
A hope for the future was chosen
When Miami traded for Josh Rosen
And found their next Hebrew Hurler

Some days, it can be a bummer
Some days, it can make you feel dumber
But sometimes, to your surprise
A kid listens and applies
That's coaching the boys of summer

Can't really say a peep
Without wanting to weep
Down brilliance's home stretch
Laughing enough to retch
Farewell to the comedy gem, "Veep"

Exonerated? Pretty rich
Lying is definitely his niche
Treason with no pretense
But Mueller stayed on the fence
Just one more cowardly bitch

Rocks as gold as Kenny Banion
And bigger holes than Biff Tannen
Surrounded by desert dust
Sand kicked up by every gust
All worth it for a look at the Grand Canyon


Friday, March 29, 2019

Limerick Friday #450: Celebrating The Peaky Blinders, Plus The Opposite Void In Leadership



England's street minders
Armed with sidewinders
Stand aside, sah
By order of the
Inimitable Peaky Blinders

Another trip to the Big Easy
Planning that makes ya queasy
Beads, beignets, and Abita
Un po'boy por favor, senorita
Parades and smiles made it more breezy

The committee's picks were the worst
As State got its bubble burst
But in the Old Barn a coupla dubs
While baseball keeps trouncing clubs
And the women's team fights for first

Fearless on the pitch
Doesn't back down a stitch
Natural at pulling the flag
And running without a lag
For competition, the kid has an itch

License to steal and plunder
Lies the rain, racism the thunder
Government up for sale
A country set up to fail
Democracy sadly torn asunder