The surprise of the summer
Was a real up-and-comer
It had a few King easter eggs
But it stood on its own legs
"Castle Rock," you were your own amazing drummer
Fedora downplayed concussions like a dink
With an insane football-military link
Came across like he was drunk
To distract from his shoe-selling punks
At ShoeNC, no one ever thinks
The expectations were low
And the hope even less so
But on the way to the top draft pick
Something happened kinda quick
And now the Dolphins are somehow 2-0
Quite the talented fellow
Even with management like Jello
Shmigital Shmemand you handled
Even when it all got tangledPoise, thy name is Zammiello
The Brits can spin a tale
A mystery that never goes stale
The scenery defines "Broadchurch"
Leaving viewers to search
For clues in every hill and dale
Last time ...
