Training camp has been bloody
Now
the roster’s a bit muddy
But
the Emo Cannon is on the way
And
I just have to say
Welcome
to Miami, Cutty
Here
are the dog days of summer
Work
is an embarrassing bummer
Swim
team is finally done
A
ton of teaching was done
Now
for a job that doesn’t make me feel dumber
Ajayi
got nailed
Now
the J-Train’s derailed
Lost
a starting guard
Then
Tanny went down hard
I
think this training camp failed
They
attract every ignorant fool
Tried
to make cheating cool
Put
basketball on football gear
Of
irony, they never did hear
UNC,
quite a football school
Snow
still won’t bend his knees
Dany
sent dragons in threes
Drogon
lit up the Lannisters
With
some whoop-ass canisters
Jamie’s
now Jason Vorhees
