Limerick Friday #425: State Moves Fast To Land Its Man, Plus The Rock & Roll Angels Take Another

Even in coaching search events

Sometimes it all makes sense

Kevin Keatts was the ideal fit

Pack fans think he’s a hit

Don’t overthink it, just swing for the fence

Yes, the league was tough

But intimidating? A bunch of fluff

The ACC got bounced fast

Only the refs saved UNC’s ass

So save it with hard neighborhood stuff

So Eugene’s a traitor

Gregory’s a hater

Sasha went rogue solo

Rosita said “Oh no”

And Daryl showed up to save her?

They researched many others

But State got their druthers

They found one who wasn’t scared

As Wolfpack Nation prepared

To say, F you, Miller brothers

Played guitar like one should

No one rocked like he could

Revolutionized music, very

So rest in peace Chuck Berry,

Jamming with Johnny B. Goode

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Limerick Friday #424: Top O’ The Mornin’, Plus Don’t F This Up, Wolfpack

Guinness we looked on with awe

Green was all that we saw

Thoughts headed Ireland’s way

On this St. Patrick’s Day

Blarney and erin go bragh!

Behind the ACC they did lag

Gottfried struck me as a ‘bag

Ending an awful year brought elation

Good riddance says Wolfpack Nation

Now a coaching search we must not gag

“Ole” defense he did prize

To recruits he told many lies

Coeds he chased

Took the money and raced

Can we hire some respectable guys?

NC State got caught with no pants

But after some coaching rants

Time to respect March

As they pursue Keatts and Arch

Here comes the magical Big Dance

In search of a less-brutal move

Can TWD re-find its groove?

A rom-com with Rick and Michonne?

Sight gags that make you groan?

What’s next, a zombie Boov?

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Limerick Friday #423: Giovanni & Cranston Power Sneaky-Good “Sneaky Pete,” Plus TWD Trying To Find New Identity

He plays a con man cheat

Immersed in the role, complete

A cast full of underrated actors

Is one of the many factors

That makes me love “Sneaky Pete”

Needed a red zone threat

On Julius Thomas, they’ve placed that bet

Got him for a late pick

After Branden Albert hit the brick

For the Dolphins, an underrated get

In “Weird Science,” he stole every scene

Made “Aliens” worth every bean

On “Big Love,” he played a Mormon

In “Tombstone,” he wasn’t conformin’

Bill Paxton was talented, funny, and keen

America turning into a dump

Lies now peddled by the lump

USA bashing now in season

When W becomes a voice of reason

That’s all you need to know about Trump

A show that now lurches instead of glides

It’s quality rides with the tides

As obvious as a walker vegan

An inevitable battle with Negan

Did Eugene really switch sides?

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