Limerick Friday #406: LeBron Resuscitates Believeland, Plus Dustin Johnson Shoots His IQ To Win

Curry deserves many blames

As the Warriors went up in flames

The mistake by the lake

A trophy they did take

Thanks to mercurial King James

A trek through southern lands

In search of Legos and white sands

Fueled by coffee and water fizz

Discovered South Carolina is

Just kudzu and fireworks stands

The king of the summer

Pulled off another stunner

State with another coup

To team with Dennis Smith and Abu

Recruiting anything but a bummer

I admit from the start

I’m a pessimist at heart

But after years of losing

Can’t help musing

That I’m optimistic about the ‘Fins, in part

At Oakmont he drove it pure

While others couldn’t be sure

A real fiend for coke

A skeeve who used to choke

Dustin Johnson, finally a major on tour

Last time …

Limerick Friday #405: Navigating The Brutal World of GOT, Plus Pack9 Continues To Be Snakebitten

 Intrigue and sly crones

Incest and dragon stones

I’m late to the game

But understand its fame

All hail “Game of Thrones”

A polarizing figure, you see

Could sure sting like a bee

Brought trash talk to sports

With the media held courts

RIP, Muhammad Ali

A new site has arrived

Along with awards contrived

A slight improvement we laud

Cake selfies for a proven fraud

Blame passed as she shucked and jived

Injuries have besets

The water-treading Mets

Pitching keeping them alive

As batting averages dive

Get healthy and start raking, lets

Fought for several rainy days

And made many clutch plays

But when it came to do it

Pack baseball blew it

In the most NC State of ways

Last time …