Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXIV: FIFA Empties Itself Of Sepp’s Blatter, Plus A Hectic NBA Finals

FIFA an utter disgrace, you say

Headlines bash soccer all day

Corruption was always known

The story that’s hidden alone

Is why Hope Solo is allowed to play

In the Keys, secrets, murder and booze

The biggest liar is hard to choose

“Bloodline” reeled me in with its trailer

Led by a chunky Coach Taylor

Red eyes, broken hearts, can’t lose

Insults they were hurled

As LeBron danced and twirled

A battle of have-nots and haves

An Aussie propels the Cavs

As Mozgov dunks on the world

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Limerick Friday LXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXVXXXIII: Now What Will Local “Media” Do To Defend The University Of No Control?

The allegations read

Words to be dread

By every Tar Hole

Lack of Institutional Control

“Burn it down,” they said

A seven-run lead

With five outs to bleed

Then a meltdown from hell

Bad karma, alive and well

NC State Shit, indeed

They tried to play coy

Exhausted every ploy

The cover-ups kinda worked

‘Til Willingham twerked

Will they finally shit-can Ol’ Roy?

The low point of the sports year

Punctuated by a yawn and a beer

But summer has arrove

Beach-goers in droves

Family time is finally here

Last time …