Our friend Brent is once again to become a father
Congratulations to his family for adding another
Good luck to this child on the hard streets of Cary
He’ll be banging at REI by the time he’s three
If he comes out with a porn ‘stache like Dad it’ll be a bother
No dice for W’s illogical immigration bill
He’s got no friends left on Capitol Hill
Heck, someone named Consuela cleans congressional halls
And Hector and Juan rake the White House lawn when a leaf falls
W should shut up and wait out his days since his power is nil
Another Michael Moore documentary called “Sicko”
If you’re remotely interested in the future, you’ll go
The raping and pillaging is being done by elected leaders
At the expense of the tax-paying bottom feeders
Moore’s trying to learn why health care is better for a prisoner at Gitmo
Quite a buzz surrounding the iPhone from Apple
Literace wants one for his job at the Gap-ple
Not sure why this thing makes everyone moan
After all, it’s just a goddam phone
To me, a cell’s a cell, so I don’t give a crap-ple
He always knew who was cheating on who
Hid jokes in his company newsletter, it’s true
We miss our entertaining Mr. Honaker
Who was so clever with every nickname and moniker
He loved Paris Hilton – and Jen Dennis, too
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i'm with scooter don't care about the phone
ReplyDeletehave a hard enough time with mine alone
met scooter's twin the other day
looked just like you i have to say
his name was scott and he could've been your clone
I have a twin, this much is true
ReplyDeleteBitches can't get enough of one Scott, much less two
I sent my twin to Boston to chase Casie
He told me he saw her in a bar and found her tasty
I just told him to ask himself What Would Scott #1 Do?
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ReplyDeleteLike Holden Caufield in "Catcher In The Rye"
ReplyDeleteExcept he's more of a Short Round type of guy
Chasing "service people" after a Shirley Temple
After making Legend of Zelda look rather simple
When Burger King closed their doors, he drove away with a sigh
Zhao is coming to the July 4th Party
ReplyDeleteLooking for ladies he wont be tardy
I hope he doesnt hit on my wife
I'd have to cut him with a knife
Send him back to the future like that kid Marty
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ReplyDeletethis day seems to be taking forEVER
ReplyDeletemy work is sucking and my limericks aren't clever
i liked zhao's post on chasing the ladies
and i agree going back to the bar might look kind of shady
remember hilary's boyfriend trevor
bad i know...love fresh prince though
He started to make a stop at Sbarro
ReplyDeleteThen decided on a scrumptious DiGiorno
To cap a long night at a disco
Showing anime videos and "Gung Ho"
He settled in for some good she-male porno
will must be happy even though he's not here
ReplyDeleteanon's picking on paul and not calling will queer
do you think TGRK finally got to him?
chances of survival are definitely slim
will speak up did he cut off your ear?
Is Will stuck in a Yugo trunk somewhere?
ReplyDeleteIs he surrounded by duct tape and hair?
I hope his survival instinct kicks in
So we don't have to notify next of kin
When you get free, please send up a flare
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ReplyDeleteI'm ok Green River hasn't killed me yet,
ReplyDeletebut I hear the boys at Central Prison are takin' bets,
They told Green River 'bout freakishly soft skin,
and how I don't live to close to my next of kin,
I think he might take me out with a computer mouse to the back of my neck.
Going tubin' tomorrow,
ReplyDeletebringin' my beer bongs to let the ladies borrow,
hopefully they'll get drunk,
when we're powerwashing their throats with our crunk, (skeet, skeet, skeet)
after I sober up i'll realize Jaycee girls are ugly and will feel some buyer's remorse and have plenty of sorrow.
Sitting here in a sea of cubes
ReplyDeleteBut I’ve been working out, no more man boobs
Lost 7 pounds in two weeks
I’m so tough I could beat up Clarence Beeks
Yada, yada, yada. Blah, blah, blah lube’s
Sucks, I know...
Evan's not sharing his wife?
ReplyDeleteTrying to cut me with a knife?
Hey Ev, sure you don't want to DP the girl?
You do what you want, I give her a necklace of pearl?
Come on Evan, live a little, enjoy life.
Yeah......think I went a little too far here, don't need to get uninvited to his July 4th party
Paul's still looking for his Cinderella who's pure
ReplyDeleteBrent's sister came close, but she's queer
She said she's gay just like Brent
But she takes money from guys, and her "stuff" she'll rent
If you don't have money, you can just give her a beer