Scooter & Hum: Limerick Friday XXXII: NBA = Not Basketball Anymore

Contrary to what Zhao has to say
Absolutely unwatchable is the NBA
Flopping and touch fouls are the norm
Teams score 80 points and think it’s an offensive storm
I’d rather watch Tony Austin sing and on a mini-court play

As June rolls around, can’t you see
It’s already summer in fair Raleigh
Hotter than Cheney’s stolen wig
Makes you crave Gatorade to swig
Inside a cubicle ain’t exactly where you want to be

Pirate Master debuted with no ratings prayer
It’s just like Survivor except even gayer
I couldn’t believe that Christian Okoye is on there
Was wondering what ever happened to the Nigerian Nightmare
All that was missing was Shrek – did you know he attended Strayer?

Are we really thinking of attacking Iran?
Did Ollie North come up with this plan?
For some reason, the most-hated president of all-time
Trying to make one more dumb move with no reason or rhyme
Is it too late to impeach or is that something else W was able to ban?

3 comments:

flightblog6:34 AM
Steve must be died surely
But today I'll post often and early
Saw Shrek the Third
And it was a turd
Who is Clarence Worley?
Anonymous10:09 AM
Posts are quiet but don't know why
Almost hope anonymous was here to spread some lie
Is everyone loaded with work?
And their bosses are jerks?
Someone post, I am bored and might just die
Anonymous1:43 PM
totally forgot it was friday
memorial day messed me up i gotta say
i also saw shrek number three
and thought it was pretty crappy
they're also coming out with four and five to my dismay

Friday, June 01, 2007

Limerick Friday XXXII: NBA = Not Basketball Anymore

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