Foot-in-mouth disease for Nick Satan
Ruins his reputation more any time he can
First there were lies that he made occur
Now he throws out a racial slur
Good luck recruiting Florida or Louisiana ever again
The Pack played like almighty heck
And knocked off first-place Virginia Tech
A road win in the ACC is hard to find
Thought Seth Greenberg was going to lose his mind
Now the poor bastard has to buy his knishes from no-neck
Now the Heels come to our own RBC
They have 15 players and State has like three
Rumors that Alex Stepheson is gay
Fill in your Chapel Hill fairy joke of the day
If the Wolfpack keeps it under 20 I’ll be filled with glee
How about them Virginia Wahoos
Against mighty Dook they refused to lose
The shoe polish in Coach K’s hair started to run
The timekeeper made sure the right job is done
Now the Devils can experience some well-deserved boo-hoos
The Bears and the Colts in the big game
Expect more Manning commercials that are lame
Chicago has been the underdog for weeks
Indianapolis has a defense with lotsa leaks
I envision four Peyton picks and him passing the blame
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Kelly Bridges works at my new place,
ReplyDeletemeans hand jobs for all with smile on her face,
i saw her flirting with the admin.,
next thing you know i'll be eatin' chicken fingers again,
bless her heart, makes me wonder why she doesn't need a neck brace.
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ReplyDeletedang will going right at it
ReplyDeletemaking me laugh by talkin shit
what a great way to start
little mean but I know you have a kind heart
at least there no comment of swallow or spit
sorry…
CASIE!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWow. Just wow.
:)
She had a thing for every salesperson's knob
ReplyDeleteHad no problem with the ol' kneel and bob
She got a shady promotion at MSI
Must've used a strap-on on that no-necked guy
Now she's trying to earn money to pay for that boob job
If you drink Red Bull in Nebraska
ReplyDeleteI’m visiting the distributor all next week and I’ll ask ya
To kindly loan me a scarf in return for a steak
That red meat at O’Charlie’s is nothing but fake
Omaha high is 3 fucking degree, and that’s too cold for baked Alaska
Damn, Will set the limerick bar too high, too early today.
Does she swallow or spit,
ReplyDeletei wish i new but i can't comment,
i think she has no clue who i am,
so my salami won't throw up in her hand,
now taking bets on who's face she'll sit.
...there ya go Casie. Pretty bad, even for me. ;-)
will indeed set that bar high
ReplyDeletealong with the shot from randomsalesguy
steve you did so well last time
definitely getting better in your rhymes
sorry scooter had to give it a try
oh man just read will's latest
and it may actually be his greatest
although I think my stomach did a turn
and if I saw that my eyes would burn
keeping them open would make me a sadist
She started out running a work kennel on the sly
ReplyDeleteThen magically got put in charge of media buy
That's what pulling the train at O'Mully's will get you
If you don't mind everyone you work with knowing who you screw
I think Marco hit that, then said, "B careful in parkin lot, bye bye"
are brandow or paul joining us today?
ReplyDeleteletting another week go by without a say?
Friday means its okay to dally
so strap on a pair and quite being a sally
hahah does me talking shit make you want to stay?
Paul's trying to figger out pickup lines
ReplyDeleteBrent's busy with video about kids asking about pork rinds
Casie's limericks today are more than enough
Will killed me with some of his stuff
If everyone else is tapped out, that's just fine-s
will that was pretty rude outrightt
ReplyDeletewith a co-worker you don't want to fight
its bound to get back to her quick
and you'll look like a little dick
her and her friends DO read this site.
Sorry Paul's been not here
ReplyDeleteHe hasn't been too active with the blogosphere
Still doing marketing plans for 2007
He's better off working for seven eleven
Too much stress, too much work, over the weekend, he'll find a random chick to go out for a beer.
In my chair, Will just made me wiggle
ReplyDeleteI couldn't help but have a nervous giggle
So you have heard people say
It's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?
Delete your posts, then enjoy watching her jiggle
I think Casie is stuck in a rut
ReplyDeleteNo guys are trying to touch her butt
The pick up lines she plans to employ
To get buck nasty with some random boy
Here's hoping you don't wake up next to a beer gut
I'm wondering about swallow vs. spit
ReplyDeleteHow does the lovely Casie handle that shit
I'll put the image in my spank bank
And imagine us two in the think tank
Pay no attention, i'm just a half-wit
On pumpkin lattes we might just sip
ReplyDeleteAnd then my pants she would likely unzip
Daydreaming of Casie giving head
Would she swallow or spit out, instead?
She used to tease me in the cafeteria with a precocious nipple slip
Steve still takes to the air
ReplyDeleteI suspect he's having an affair
With some young lady from Laguna Beach
Being older than Talon he has things to teach
Some photoshopping opportunities if you dare
W.
ReplyDeleteO.
W.
This Limerick Friday has taken a disturbing turn ...
it started off disturbing.
ReplyDeleteHe's like a bald Bam Margera
ReplyDeleteRunning ass from his red Exterra
His new job has got him back in the game
Not long before he knocks up some dame
Better than spanking the monkey to a poster of Fawcet, Farrah
Evan thinks I care,
ReplyDeletewhat a 16 year old thinks I declare,
i don't give a shit,
when clothes fall off or slip,
but then again young girls make Evan stare...
Enough talk about this Stanley guy
ReplyDeleteWe have far bigger fish to fry
Scoogles is dating a girl through the web
With the screen name Sexy1967Deb
A 40 year old nerd Scoogles? Why?
I have plenty of images Photoshopped
ReplyDeleteAlone with my imagination I find it hard to stop
One of me and her, her and me
I’m going to hell faster then Adam & Eve
Just imagine Laguna’s Christen as a knotty Traffic Cop
JayceeStyle and will's subconsious,
ReplyDeleteyou attract women like Ted Bundy did in a dress,
i bet you weigh more then a car,
and worship fat chicks from afar,
with a face like Tammy Baker but more of a mess.
Our ol' buddy Herb got the rare eject
ReplyDeleteHe said, "Of coarse, vulgar euphemisms I did not mean to project"
Then he went off to chop wood
In a daytight compartment as he should
It seems he picked the wrong school to select
http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/sports/articles/0202asubkc0202.html
Heard American Idol was in Seattle,
ReplyDeletemakes me think Tony Austin would do battle,
singing his 80's love songs,
he'll have lots of fans if one person counts as throngs,
my ears those songs did rattle.
American Idol is for talentless peeps
ReplyDeleteThey don't hold a candle to the Chimney Sweeps
As a singer Tony doesn't stink
Just check out this link
And around your office you will be doing leaps
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someone must really like me to go posting in my name....nice!!!
ReplyDeleteI go away for just a few hours
ReplyDeletecome back and things went sour
what I do will in the bedroom will be kept to me
whether its standing, laying or down on one knee
I'm not afraid to use my powers
haha I don't even know what that means but I'm pretty sure I'm going to regret this limerick
kudos to brent for finding tony's band
ReplyDeleteshould I send that in a template written by hand
where is the ole haiku master
has msn made him work faster?
screw this cold I would like a warm beach with sand
Here's to the girl named KB
ReplyDeleteWho's pubic hair everyone could see,
crabs came together,
and knitted her a sweater
so in Winter her cunt would not freeze!
Innocent Casie is fanning the flames
ReplyDeleteDemurely discussing her freaky bedroom games
Apparently, she gets down on one knee
Then lets her one-night stand on her pee
I'd certainly like to put to the test all her claims
i think everyone shoud write with their own name,
ReplyDeletecause they have no balls and just are fanning their own flames,
what Casie does is up to her,
vermil in his own pants is causing a stir,
his breathe like his limericks is probably lame.
I miss our good friend Tony
ReplyDeleteI hope Seattle hasn't turned him into a phony
Now he sips on a latte mocha with whipped cream
When he once sang with a soft voice as sweet as a dream
I once heard the Chimney Sweeps cover Billy Idol's "Mony, Mony"
i agree with will on this issue
ReplyDeleteim starting to cry and need a tissue
ok not really but you should say your name
especially when making such a boisterous claim
how are we supposed to diss-you (i tried)
have a good weekend everyone!
That's it ... no more anonymous comments regarding our fair Casie.
ReplyDeleteYou are a good sport, Casie ... have a nice weekend!
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ReplyDeleteI didn't have as much time as I would have liked to edit and review these comments. Let's keep it cleaner next time, please. Good lordy.
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