Brothers Vick in trouble again
Break more laws than their teams do win
Marcus threatens underage girls named Alice
Michael tries to smuggle hippie lettuce
I guess proud Virginia Tech overlooks anything to win
Dolphins coach search continues far and wide
From Shula to Turner to Gailey to Mora, they tried
Even friggin’ Cam Cameron, what the hell?
He almost ruined Antwaan Randle El!
I had a dream we hired Dave Campo, then I woke up and cried
Boston College suspended two players, off to early retire
Their whole team looks like a cast meeting of “The Wire”
Buncha gangsters who can dribble a tad
But class? They think it was a first-semester fad
Looks like Al Skinner could be the next ACC coach to fire
A smattering of snow fell on the frozen ground
Causing drivers to randomly run into each other all around
There was no milk left at Harris Teeter
Saw a dude try to make an ice scraper out of an egg beater
Of calmness and common sense, there was little to be found
A round of rehab for that feisty Lindsay Lohan
Her therapist said “be adequit” and stop drinking beer from a can
She lived on PBR and anorexia for way too long
‘Til her boobs shrunk until they were gone
She’ll be back in six months to make “Firecrotch” a name brand
And a haiku in honor of our friend in Seattle …
Forgotten W-2
Lost amid rainy windos
No Tony taxes
Limer-inks
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MSI doesn't want anyone to work
ReplyDeletesending cease and desists like a jerk
Although their Non-competes are a joke
many holes through it you can poke.
Lost tax forms and Non competes, must be too busy chasin skirt.
I hate Chiago Bears, hope Saints win,
ReplyDeletei'll be watchin' so Saints don't sin,
everyone's havin' babies like no ones business,
went to a wine tastin' last week,
girls were hot and drinks were unique,
wished I hooked up but i drank to much gin.
The Patsies are the team to hate
ReplyDeleteOr the Colts, with Peyton the whining ingrate
The Bears play real football, you see
Tho the Saints seem like a team of destiny
I think Jim Nance just asked Tom Brady out on a date
Guess MSI can't die without a fight
ReplyDeleteYou'd think they'd find some humility when they saw the light
You can keep them on their resume, so help you god
'Til you're discovered to be a no-neck, no-talent fraud
Jerry Jacobs' beard must be so long it's clear out of sight
I have yet to get my MSI w-2
ReplyDeleteI did however catch the flu
going to get in trouble with the feds
be wearing an orange jumpsuit and white keds
MSI not organized is nothing new
cease and desist from making me laugh
ReplyDeletea PR nightmare will accompany the latest gaff
please quit the endless stream of whines
get off your asses and find our I-9s
about as believable as Oprah played by Zach Braff
Can't hide the MSI truth for too long
ReplyDeleteSo many fired who were sold on a song
Cease and desist, what the f*%k
It's not like everyone doesn't know that you suck
Take your heads out of your asses and make some rights out of wrong
Xavier was a dead-ringer for Mr. Peanut
ReplyDeleteKodak George spent his time chasing butt
THK was trying to sell us for quite a while
Buncha frauds who hid behind a smile
Hid the "secret recipe" underneath no-neck's gut
a letter with the theme cease and desist
ReplyDeletehas the legally veracity of a can of Sierra Mist
an agreements chock full of loopholes
you can't keep the strippers off their poles
still trying to keep former employees under their fist
can you really get a ceast and desist
ReplyDeletefrom a company that doesn't even exist
its like a nightmare that never ends
can't move on or make ammends
being classy they'll never get the gist
Wondered I have what lie behind no-neck's Cheshire cat grin
ReplyDeleteTurns out he may have figured out how to exploit a loophole via LinkedIn
Two of his contacts on there are top execs at Met Life and Dell
Strange that peeps of this stature would have no other contacts on LinkedIn 'cept no-neck...what the hell?
Big wigs at CapStrat should be very leery
His fish stories for those in the know make us laugh 'til we're teary
Need to bottle his lies and distill his chutzpah
Then we too can lie our arses off and get paid like a shiek rockin' the Casbah
Near my Taco Bell goes up a new gym,
ReplyDeletewith that combo i can't win,
I workout till pain causes gain,
next door taco sauce causes stains,
I'd really be a fatso if up went Pizza Inn
Those wondering what the ruckus is about
ReplyDeleteI'm about to show you something that will make you shout
they act like jabronis
probably couldn't cook rice-a-roni
you make loose your cool if you check this out