The NFL is finding new ways to become lame
They're cutting at least one preseason game
They're planning to expand the regular season
And now if you hit a QB, they consider it treason
Should leave well alone and be fine with more of the same
Good and bad news 'round Pack Nation to be heard
The departure of Brandon Costner and Ferguson, Turd
Of the Wolfpack, they'll always be a part
But it's high time for a fresh start
Tough times in Raleigh, where optimism is a bad word
Wedding bells are sounding for Mr. Letterman, Dave
He's worked up the strength to take vows and be brave
After dating for roughly 23 years
He vanquished his wedding fears
Now the speculation begins about what made him cave
A national champion in wrestling for the Red and White
And one in diving as well, made for a memorable night
Finally, good news reaches a hurting Wolfpack Nation
A coupla underdogs for a school with good news starvation
Proud that State's kids never go down without a fight
As a boy, he killed a small chicken
Grew up to kill anyone that Ben was pickin'
A rough time for Sayid, who is stuck in time
Took a truth serum and then dropped the dime
He shot a young Ben -- but is his heart still tickin'?
Obama sends the mandate to Motor City
To stop making cars with emissions so shitty
So enough with enormous trucks if you please
Made for rednecks with short-man's disease
Drastic changes are needed, right down to the nitty gritty
Last time …
Thought I'd come here and show some love
ReplyDeleteNothing to write I can think of
Since moving down south life's a bore
Staying here don't know how many months more
Still going out, laziness I try to stay above
An old friend pops in from afar
ReplyDeleteYour rhymes are still almost on par
Sorry to hear "boredom" come out of your mouth
But you can't blame that on the south
Life is what you make it -- no matter where you are
More bashing of N.C. from Short Round
ReplyDeleteIs whining your only real sound?
You need to get the dating blog up again
It was even better than the mustache of Ken
Boredom's in the mirror, as I'm sure you've found