Limerick Friday LVIV: My Chin, My Chin … My Kingdom For A Chin

Former coworkers trying to find new homes
Now Chinless is on board where mini-Shrek roams
It’s turning into quite a bold bunch
Even get knishes for free at lunch
Unfortunately, you get paid in Travelocity gnomes

Bill Simmons is just a complete homer dildo
Or am I telling you something that you already did know
The Sports Guy used to be amusing, slightly
Now he’s a sellout who repeats his jokes nightly
Dreaming of a Tom Brady-Larry Bird sandwich makes his boy parts grow

The Pack journeyed to forsaken Greenville
Dominated in that glorified landfill
They crushed a roster of non-qualifiers
Turned Skip Holtz into one more of their whiny criers
In basketball season, they become fans of UNC-Chapel Hill

The year’s over for breakout Ronnie Brown
The only one who cared in all of Miami town
He was running like someone was after his soul
Was headed for his first-ever Pro Bowl
Now all hope is lost for the worst team around

Apparently, Dumbledore is now out of the closet
Had a spell in his pocket for Harry and any ol’ hobbit
People ask, “Was he a queer, too, Harry Potter?”
Fresh rumors for the message board fodder
Literace broke the news, posting under Neal N. Bobbitt

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