Friday, December 05, 2025

Limerick Friday #647: Make It Five In A Row Over UNC-Fraud -- Day 2,083


Bitching the Cheats
To the sound of hoarse bleats
Despite frigid cold
It'll never get old
Even when it repeats and repeats

Never a huge Nimmo fan
A brain-dead MAGA stan
Ship him anywhere
Let's get better there
And find good dudes where we can

Sports media's degradation
Both local and across the nation
Many factors at play
But you just have to say
Frauds and clowns on every station

Embarrassing the entire team
And coming apart at the seam
They make us all look bad
And don't care a tad
Them quitting would be a dream

Literally asleep on the job
Propped up by his pedo mob
A half-dead fatass felon
Without working cells in his melon
Wakes up only to lie, cheat, and rob


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