The latest scandal does really smell
But it's hard to actually tell
What will rattle his sycophants
Enough for them to pull up their pants
Hoping that sound is a death knell
Performances for the trash bins
Offset by easy wins
A different team every week
Collective schizophrenia at its peak
How do you figger the goddam 'Fins?
The Triangle media's afraid
After years being lazy and paid
Wolfpack hoops needs attention
From reporters with anal retention
Chalk it up to freaking Will Wade
Another Aaron Judge MVP snore
Critical thinking by votes was poor
The catcher got jobbed
You could even say robbed
Cal Raleigh deserved the award more
After horseshit luck in bunches
Decided to start playing hunches
Then things got even more rough
And lost to someone named Tyler Shough
And this is why I now just drink my lunches
Last time ...
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