Liquor, Liquor Everywhere, And Nary A Drop To Steal ...

A liquor store robbery attempt turns into a one-man destructive assault on a quiet and still place of business.

“LaJamal sits down on a keg of beer, lights a stolen cigarette and massages nine broken ribs as he waits for the authorities to arrive.”

Actually, this might happen to me on Christmas Eve as I sit through more kayaking and thrift store stories from Mom and Dad alone …